Wedding White-Out

Congratulations to reality starlet Kendra Wilkinson, who tied the knot on Saturday at the Playboy Mansion.

This means Bunnies as bridesmaids. Hef playing host. And a pregnant bride who’s launching her own line of stripper poles.
All this I can abide, honestly.
My issue is that the groom looks like an ice cream man.
His blindingly white shirt, tie, suit, vest and shoes were probably inspired by Diddy‘s famous White Party. Alas, this outfit only evokes the softer side of Sears.
Technically, Kendra’s poufy white dress qualifies as formalwear, which means he really should have been in a tux.
I’d recommend an old-fashioned white dinner jacket, which would have looked a million times better in the pictures.
Anybody else craving one of those red, white, and blue popsicles?
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