In my mind, Taraji P. Henson won the award for best dressed and best bauble. Natalie Portman also looked luscious.
There were precious few big shocks or huge delights, save for one star in dire need of fashion outreach.
Beautiful Beyonce, I implore you:
Fire your mother.
From now one, don’t even stand next to someone wearing House of Derriere. That mermaid silhouette? Those enormous gold flowers?
- I was mildly disappointed by Frida Pinto’s royal blue getup, but perhaps I’m biased against the single sleeve.
- Angelina Jolie did her slinky black thing very well. Yummy earrings!
- Meryl Streep was elegant and age appropriate.
- Jessica Biel looks cute with longer hair, but that dress did her no favors.
Did I miss anybody? What did y’all think?