Check out the ads for the new Melrose Place, coming this fall to the CW.
As I’ve confessed before in this very space, I have a weakness for tacky TV. Back in the day, I watched l’original, so there’s an excellent chance I’ll tune in for this version.
The more pressing question: what, pray tell, is poor Ashlee Simpson wearing in this picture?
It looks to be a flimsy bodysuit tucked into jeans. Wait, no. Studded jean shorts.
Talk about a nod to the 90s!
1. Why does this fellow have one leg in the pool?
2. Who’s that lurking in the background, and why is he 15 years older than everyone else?
Whatever, I just hope they bring back Jane and Sydney!