Security Breach

Isn’t airport security the most beastly procedure?

Laborious de-accessorizing. Hobbling about in socks. Dumping treasured gadgets into germ-infested bins.
It isn’t easy, y’all.
However, I do think it’s possible to soldier through without exposing every undergarment you happen to have on.

At the very least, it’s something to strive for.

The TSA officer pictured here looks understandably baffled at the sight of aluma Whitney Port.

WP: Big Apple, here I come!

TSA Guy: Um…

WP: Sorry, do I need to take off anything else? 

TSA Guy: God, no! Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to put your coat back on.


Olivia Palermo must be collapsing with giggles as we speak!
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