Red Carpet Conundrum

Please welcome Blake Lively, here to teach us a lesson about style priorities.
This jacket is delicious. The fit is sublime. I can even accept the fact that there’s nothing under there but double-stick tape.
If’ she’d paired it with dark denim or a pair of fab black pants, well, this would be an entirely different post.
Alas, fashion is a series of difficult choices.
Our darling starlet should have selected the cleavage-baring jacket OR the short-shorts.
Not both. Never both.
On the bright side, at least she isn’t embracing this alarming new trend.
Honestly, y’all. These jeans are downright misogynistic.
If you don’t believe me, check out what they look like from the back.
Anything this unflattering is a crime against women!
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