Y’all, I have missed my calling.
Instead of etiquette and taste makeovers, I should be focused on an issue close to my heart.
To raise money for the cause, I could design a line of trendy slips and market them to starlets.
My organization would touch countless lives.
First in line? Audrina Patridge, who looks lovely and summery in this little white dress.
(Really, I’m grateful she’s wearing underpants at all. You can’t take that for granted these days.)
Audrina darling, here’s a haute tip about backlighting:
When it comes to underpinnings, one should always over-prepare!