High heels for babies are so last season.
Nowadays, preschoolers like Suri Cruise can stomp around town in shoes just like mommy’s.
Teeny heels are fine for playing dress-up, but these shoes don’t even look safe. She could easily fall or twist an ankle.
Come to think of it, this child doesn’t seem to own any normal, quotidian play clothes. Every time someone takes her picture (which is frequently), she’s practically wearing a ball gown.
Listen, lots of little girls slip their little feet into their mother’s heels and slide around the kitchen floor as though they were cross-country skiing.
You grab the camera, capture the moment, and that’s that.
All done. No heels until homecoming.