Frumpy Chic

Dear heaven, what is going on here?

Let’s collect some hard data. I spy:

  • Flat sandals at an evening event.
  • No pedicure.
  • The pairing of said sandals with a long, wintry plaid skirt. In mid-May.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Ashley Olsen.

Isn’t she usually the more presentable twin?

Today’s haute tip: When you are gnomishly short, think very, very carefully before wearing maxi-length skirts with tragic flats and multiple prints.

Oooh, but you know what? Maybe Ashley and her sister switched places for the night in an effort to nudge their parents back together (ala The Parent Trap).

This is probably an undercover Mary-Kate, in which case the outfit makes all kinds of sense.

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