Back in January, a certain prescient blogger predicted that the cast of Jersey Shore would become even more outrageous once they started making more money.
It’s happening, all right. Consider Snooki, the bronzed hobgoblin pictured here:
But here’s the thing: according to style insider Simon Doonan, Snooki received that Gucci freebie from luxury competitor Louis Vuitton.
In other words, LV is keeping Snooki away from their bags by slyly distracting her with Gucci (and throwing their rival under a Jersey-bound bus).
I have no idea if this rumor is true, but if it is… it’s so sneaky! And awful! And also (let’s face it) kind of brilliant.
My apologies to those who have a low tolerance for tackiness. As a palate cleanser, please enjoy this fabulous Michael Kors coat.