MTV’s Jersey Shore is a hit, and suddenly the cast is everywhere.
Dear readers, a radical transformation is taking place even as we speak.
Here’s J-WOWW before:
Paid appearances = extra operating capital. Which buys a lot more tanning sessions and bebe puffer coats. Not to mention a vast improvement in the quality of one’s hair extensions.
Brace yourselves for next year’s installment.
Jersey Shore: New-Money Style!