Say good morning to Kristen Stewart, who is allegedly dating the world’s dreamiest vampire.
She looks perfectly fine here (if you don’t mind monochromatic and matchy) save for one untenable element.
It’s a mullet, really. Which only works if you’re a bewilderingly hip Japanese teenager.
I understand that she cut it this way to play Joan Jett, but I’d love to see her try a pixie cut. Or extensions. Or an updo.
In a related story, here we have Dakota Fanning on the cover of Teen Vogue looking lovely and chic.
Ordinarily I can’t bear leopard print, but this is a glam-slam.
I think it’s the long sleeves.
And (let’s face it) really good hair.